Born and raised in the Welsh seaside town of Penarth, Gareth is 35 and now lives in Liverpool, England with his wife, Louise. He is a lifelong fan of Status Quo, has a fondness for redheads and has never forgiven Cadbury's for discontinuing Bar Six.

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Blog Of Two Head is written entirely by Gareth Jones. All stories are true but, out of respect, the anonymity of the non-celebrities featured in these anecdotes has been protected by referring to their initial(s) only. Blog Of Two Head's artwork is designed by Louise Jones and features elements from Status Quo's Dog Of Two Head album cover. No copyright infringement is intended. Blog Of Two Head is not affiliated with or endorsed by Status Quo, although Alan Lancaster would hopefully rate it highly on his manly-o-meter.